February 2012
anneemaye:
Thor and Loki sitting in a tree Except not actually because Loki just pushed him off of the branch in an attempt to cause severe spinal damage that will leave him paralyzed and vulnerable for the kill What a dick
Did anyone notice..
dontforgettodream:
allons-o:
whoviansforpotter:
wholockiandemigod:
gingercumberbitch:
playingtrack3:
theunderclassh3ro:
my-greek-box:
crash-the-maladroit:
dederants:
jjamieallover:
that sometime this year, in an alien museum underneath Utah, the Doctor will be discovering the first Dalek since the Great Time War.
To Kaylin and Emily
Shit just got wibbly...
stannisbaratheon:
when i look at the notes of something i posted and the first few lines are “blah blah reblogged from you” then the next 1239823 lines are “blah blah reblogged from bloo bloo” and “bloo bloo reblogged from blee blee” and i’m like, maybe this is what it feels like to light the beacons of gondor
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“I was looking for something more detailed and simple.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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jim: hello?
person on phone: hello, is this jim moriarty?
jim: yes, of course it is, what do you want?
person on phone: this the bakerstreet pastry shop. as part of our shop opening, we're offering complementary cinnamon roll and coffee today at--
jim: SAY THAT AGAIN.
telemarketer: w-wha--
jim: say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you, and I will sssskin you.
person on phone: c-cinnamon rolls and c-coffee? today?
jim: wait...
jim: so if you have what you say you have, I will make you rich. if you don't, I'll make you into shoes.
jim: fuckin' love cinnamon rolls and coffee
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clientsfromhell:
Client: I need this translated from English by Monday.
Me: Are you ok with the price per page?
Client: Yes.
Me: Are you OK with the number of pages?
Client: Yes.
On Monday…
Me: Here is the document translated. That would be 200 euros.
Client: Oh, I thought it would be 30 or 40 euros. You just keep the document I don’t have that much money.
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“Complementary colors… they just don’t go well together.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
I'm not gonna eat it, that's disgusting...
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
lauracia:
I’m gonna wear it as a Wormstache!
QUITE.
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“The Fassbender seriously sounds like a shagposition.”
– Theta (via edgarnight)
WELL IT DOES XD
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sherlockcat asked: asldkfjasdlkfjasldkjfasldkjfasldkjfasldfjasldfkjasldjfasldkjfasldkjfalskdjfalskdjfaslkdjfalskdjfalskdjfalskdjf i went to the post office earlier and got mail and then totally forgot till just now. asdlkajsdljfasdlfj i love the paper, the cards, the letter, and the printed story! <3 It made me giggle to read it again. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thank you. I am so sorry I haven't mailed...